Lonelygirl15

gelb9 wrote:

LesterG wrote:

gelb9 wrote:It's always best to start with your socks, at least that's what I've been told.

Ooh, Ponch!

*grabs sleeves and puts them back on and kicks off some CLEAN socks*

*waits for another dollar*

*puts on some Aerosmith on the jukebox*

I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off!

lol i guess i'll pitch in another penny!

i feel like i just walked into #watchers....

lol

yumcherry wrote:

gelb9 wrote:I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off!

lol i guess i'll pitch in another penny!

*obliges and start slowly undoing the necktie*

*forgot to dim the lights and does them now*

*Slides on top of the kitchen table on his knees and stops right in front of Yummycherry to tease her with the necktie and wraps it around her*

*remembers the scene from the movie "Forces of Nature" where Ben affleck is getting stripped by sandra bullock*

*Steps off the table and slowly walks over to Gelb9, whispering sweet nothings in her ear and wraps her in his sport coat with a little squeeze*

*wonders if he should get back into OpAphid or continue with stripping career*

Stripping career, definitely

Ziola wrote:Stripping career, definitely

will do ziola

Baby, I got a pocket full of dollar bills with your name all over them...

Sweet nothings won't get us all riled up, we wanna see the package! Sport coat optional, of course.

change of pace I guess?

*rips shirt off as buttons fly about*

*button almost takes gelb9's eye out*

*plays it off and kisses gelb9 on her forhead*

*pole materializes out of nowhere and me starts to work it*

*doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*

LesterG wrote: *doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*

(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)

You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~

*Gives Two Dollars*

EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^

Alright, you deserve a 20-spot, if for nothing else than the near mutilation of my eye. And that pole is only good if you're sitting on it!

ForeverMourn wrote:

LesterG wrote: *doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*

(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)

You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~

*Gives Two Dollars*

EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^

*Smiles cause someone has seen the episode*

*slowly walks around the pole, hops up locks his ankles around the pole and slowly slides down it*

*Gets up all dizzy*

*grabs ForeverMourn and her 2 dollars and sits her down on a chair*

* the Lights go out....*

*wonders who she would want a guest appearance with.....*

No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~

(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")

*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air*

ForeverMourn wrote:No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~

(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")

*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air*

*Lights come back on and I stand there holding a candle*

(this is harder when it's not x-rated lol)

*I light it to let it melt the candle a bit*

*standing behind Renee I massage Renee's shoulders a little bit, rub her arms a little, run my fingers thru her hair and sniff her neck*

*whispers, "let's let the candle marinate a bit and I'll be right back"*

*Renee pouts, but anticipates a kinky little scene*

*gelb9 is taken to the P.M.* should make this thread safer

*doesn't know if this is turning appropriate for the chat boards anymore *

*wonders if he kicked off his shoes BEFORE kicking off his socks*

*thinks this is where everything might have to stop*


edit: prolly abit more appropriate then what it was before

I think this scene is gunna have to be taken to literotica or something maybe I should just stop it now

woo, think I need another smoke, but I gotta wait at least 2 more hrs for another break


edit: no yea, I'm force stopping this now don't wanna get banned from the boards for inappropriate content

*apologizes to Renee and gelb9*

the treasurer must take a stand

Ahahaha.

It was fun while it lasted!