Corrupted Wish Game

7Harry7Potter7 · Post by **7Harry7Potter7** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:48 am

Granted, but no one likes them

I wish it was warmer

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:05 pm

Granted, but all you have are winter clothes.

I wish I was in love.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:58 pm

Granted, but you're in love with a horse.

I wish Juli wasn't into beastiality

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:29 pm

Granted, but now you are, Ms. lowblow.

I wish Joy was such a perv.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:43 pm

Granted... I already was a perv *and a smartass*

I wish someone would tell Juli what "Stuck a fish in the face" means!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:52 pm

lol, me too.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:55 pm

Julie didn't make a wish.

I wish my dinner would cook itself.

7Harry7Potter7 · Post by **7Harry7Potter7** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:49 pm

Granted, but your dinner isn't very talented in the cooking area so it turns out really gross

I wish I had some General Tso's Chicken

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:08 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be the Colonel's instead (KFC for all you young'n's)

I wish it wasn't raining outside.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:23 pm

Granted, but now it's raining inside.

I wish my kids were more obedient.

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:39 pm

<carefully opens umbrella over computer>

Granted, but now they'll only walk with Mom on a leash...how embarrassing!

I wish the dog wasn't so fascinated with IM noises, so she'd quit running over and woofling at the computer today...

ShardinsKitten · Post by **ShardinsKitten** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:23 pm

Granted, but now she is fascinated with every other noise and is constantly woofing at things.

I wish I lived in NJ

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:58 pm

Granted, but now you live in a tollbooth...and people keep waking you up to collect tolls...that you don't even get to keep!

I wish my grandgirlies didn't think tattling on each other wasn't a competitive sport...

ShardinsKitten · Post by **ShardinsKitten** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:27 pm

Granted, but now all they do is scream

I wish I had another dog

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:59 pm

Granted, but it barks whenever you get an IM, too!

I wish we'd get another video!