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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:07 am
by Luv2Skydive
Eric wrote:Luv2Skydive wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
That sounds a lot like a deep thought by Jack Handy.
Yeah baby.......I gotta million of 'em.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:12 am
by AutoPilate
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:14 am
by Luv2Skydive
Personal fave:
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:33 am
by AutoPilate
"Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the fifth inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:02 pm
by nobackspacebutton
"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:20 pm
by agent_fondue
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:22 pm
by nobackspacebutton
agent_fondue wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:26 pm
by agent_fondue
nobackspacebutton wrote:agent_fondue wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.
Hmmm, well I really like it. i believe I will let it stay with me as well.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:27 pm
by AutoPilate
agent_fondue wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:28 pm
by agent_fondue
AutoPilate wrote:agent_fondue wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.
I must have missed that one.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:28 pm
by nobackspacebutton
"There is no backspace button in life."
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:31 pm
by LesterG
nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:31 pm
by nobackspacebutton
LesterG wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P
You've changed my perspective.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:32 pm
by AutoPilate
There's always fire.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:35 pm
by LesterG
nobackspacebutton wrote:LesterG wrote:nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P
You've changed my perspective.
that's what we do to each other BA