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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:43 pm
by AutoPilate
Hmm... just gave me an idea... my next poem shall be called "Menopause Button".

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:45 pm
by Mirage
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:51 pm
by aeryolol
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:55 pm
by Mirage
I hope he doesn't read that. I might feel the wrath.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:57 pm
by aeryolol
The wrath of his "macho and masculine" self?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:59 pm
by Mirage
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:02 pm
by aeryolol
Aggh the other day I had to go to the hospital and now my arm STILL hurts where they stuck me with the DAD BLASTID IV...

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:09 pm
by Mirage
aeryolol wrote:Aggh the other day I had to go to the hospital and now my arm STILL hurts where they stuck me with the DAD BLASTID IV...

Is everything ok?
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:10 pm
by AutoPilate
No, she said it still hurts, weren't you paying attention?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:12 pm
by aeryolol
Yeah I am okay now my whole inside body was cramped up. They don't know why? Maybe I am a freak!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:12 pm
by Mirage
AutoPilate wrote:No, she said it still hurts, weren't you paying attention?

You sir, are one mean bastard.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:13 pm
by Mirage
aeryolol wrote:Yeah I am okay now my whole inside body was cramped up. They don't know why? Maybe I am a freak!

That's weird. Are you still cramped now?
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:15 pm
by aeryolol
Well my stomach still hurts but not as bad. My friend (who I was in the car with on the way to the hospital) told the doctor that I was screaming and moaning as if I were in labor. Which is true.
And no it isn't menstrual cramps. (lol)
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:17 pm
by Mirage
aeryolol wrote:Well my stomach still hurts but not as bad. My friend (who I was in the car with on the way to the hospital) told the doctor that I was screaming and moaning as if I were in labor. Which is true.
And no it isn't menstrual cramps. (lol)

Just around the stomach region? Maybe you pulled a muscle or something. Do you still have your appendix?
It's really odd, but my mom just went through the same thing a couple of days ago, and they haven't been able to find out what it was. They gave her a couple of percocets and told her to stay off her feet for a couple of days, and now she feels fine.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:18 pm
by AutoPilate
He goes, "Hey, Dave, what goes with these?"
I was like, "I dunno, they're overalls. I guess a banjo, I dunno. I'll tell you what doesn't go with them: jobs and women."