Lonelygirl15

I got pulled over for speeding once. I told the cops that I had to go to the bathroom so bad I was going to wet myself, that was why I was speeding. They let me go with a mild verbal warning.

EXCELLENT! And if that doesn't work, you could always fake severe abdominal cramps and let the officer know that diarrhea is looming on the horizon. Gets rid of 'em quickly.

I did the cramps thing when I was in High School. But that was a few years back.