Lonelygirl15

Don't worry, eventually you'll get my dry sense of humor.

That's the hope anyway.

I get dry humor i love dry humor.....

you just made me angry

AutoPilate wrote:I just wonder how many of you would be up in arms if I were to, say, start a thread called "Stupid Girls"?

So cram that up your wow-hole and smoke it.

Wow hole?! While getting a towel to clean off the chair becuase I pissed myslef, I have to say that; girls are stupid.

Ziola wrote:

Kasdeja wrote:lol, my first reaction to him was "Change my oil, bitch."

Yeah, but I can do that on my own.

I am quite the "modern woman".

*sits primly with legs crossed at ankles, hands on knees, teacup and saucer on desk*

I can do a lot of things that I leave for my husband to do now that I'm married, lol. Hey, I cook and clean, take care of the bills, etc...

AutoPilate wrote:So cram that up your wow-hole and smoke it.

I really don't think that is the purpose of the wow-hole.

Just for the record - I love the wow-hole, I worship the wow-hole!

Just to clear things up, I wasn't specific about the TYPE of males I was calling stupid, or which ones I hate. I also forgot to mention that I was only adressing the ones who fit several of these categories:

.Is a sexist pig and does sexist pig things such as; pinching the behind of a girl he does not know, uses foul language when adressing the opposite sex, thinks that a womans place is in the kitchen and/or in the bedroom and nowhere else and expresses that thought often, ect,ect.
.Cheats on spouse/significant other
.Makes up crude and disgusting lies to tell behind your back, even to your friends.
.Only comes around to make out/have sex/ect,ect.
.Emabarasses you in front of your friends by: making sexual comments, asking how sore you are after 'what you did last night', ect, ect.
.Other things that can be associated with jerkoffs.

I apoligize for the confusion, for at the time I posted the first post of this thread, I was angry at males in general, and my mind was clouded by my anger and illness. I do realize that being feminist does not have anything to do with the rest of the first message, I do realize that no sex is superior, I do realize that 'Stupid ...' can apply to anything or anyone, however, High School boys have a tendancy to be idiots more than most other sane human beings. The one I'm currently dating, because of phone problems and illness and a possible misunderstanding, wasn't worth more than any of the clothes I recently bought from the thrift store to me at the time, and that was the problem to which I was voicing my first post in the thread.

I'm not quite sure if I feel like that now, because of conversations I have had with my friends and his, and, even if that was not the case, I am deeply apoligetic to all I may have angered.

<3Noelle.

Life's a party, jump on in!

Hey...look on the bright side, once you're older, you'll realize that the way boys were in highschool is pretty much the way they'll be forever. Oh, I guess that wasn't...I don't do "bright sides".

Spaciegirl, you're HYSTERICAL. You should be a stand-up comic.

spaciegirl wrote:Hey...look on the bright side, once you're older, you'll realize that the way boys were in highschool is pretty much the way they'll be forever. Oh, I guess that wasn't...I don't do "bright sides".

Yep, spacie is right. If they are a jerk in high school, they'll probably be a jerk for life. There are a few decent ones out there...but half of them are already married or gay, lol. Just gotta wade through the crap-o ones to find the nice ones.


On a different note: "wow-hole"?! Can't wait to tell my husband that one! Freakin' hilarious!

Girl, you think it's funny now...but you'll be crying when you realize how true it is.

Yes, yes, I know, or will learn. *bree noddd*

Teehee. Yes, why must all the good ones be gay?!?!?! The best ones are, even in high school. *droool*

Well, I must sleep. I'm sick and must be up in 9 hours or less. It'll take me another 3 hours if I'm on the pc.

Mwahs and byes and nighters!

<3Noelle.

You know, I don't get that "good ones are gay" thing. They're not really "good" (at least not for you) if they're gay. I can't really be attracted to a guy if I know he's gay.....becuase he's gay..not that he turns ugly or anything, but I just know it's not gonna happen and I'm over it. It's so fascinating to me that there are women who end up falling for their gay best friends. I have a couple gay husbands and I just can't even imagine being intimate with them at all. Plus..once I hear their sex stories, I'm waaaay over it. More power to them, but 2 dudes together does nothing for me.

mmmmmm....wow-hole.

Yum

alexisme wrote:mmmmmm....wow-hole.

Yum

alex, im kidnapping you, tieing you up, and putting you in my closet. im gonna need to find more closets this one only holds 2 people. with you and mirage both in there, im out of space. X_X

Noelle wrote:Just to clear things up, I wasn't specific about the TYPE of males I was calling stupid, or which ones I hate. I also forgot to mention that I was only adressing the ones who fit several of these categories:

.Is a sexist pig and does sexist pig things such as; pinching the behind of a girl he does not know, uses foul language when adressing the opposite sex, thinks that a womans place is in the kitchen and/or in the bedroom and nowhere else and expresses that thought often, ect,ect.
.Cheats on spouse/significant other
.Makes up crude and disgusting lies to tell behind your back, even to your friends.
.Only comes around to make out/have sex/ect,ect.
.Emabarasses you in front of your friends by: making sexual comments, asking how sore you are after 'what you did last night', ect, ect.
.Other things that can be associated with jerkoffs.

I apoligize for the confusion, for at the time I posted the first post of this thread, I was angry at males in general, and my mind was clouded by my anger and illness. I do realize that being feminist does not have anything to do with the rest of the first message, I do realize that no sex is superior, I do realize that 'Stupid ...' can apply to anything or anyone, however, High School boys have a tendancy to be idiots more than most other sane human beings. The one I'm currently dating, because of phone problems and illness and a possible misunderstanding, wasn't worth more than any of the clothes I recently bought from the thrift store to me at the time, and that was the problem to which I was voicing my first post in the thread.

I'm not quite sure if I feel like that now, because of conversations I have had with my friends and his, and, even if that was not the case, I am deeply apoligetic to all I may have angered.

<3Noelle.

Life's a party, jump on in!

You know what I realized a long time ago?

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't cuss.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't go out to a bar simply to find some stupid hot guy to take home, use and ask him to take the trash on his way out.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I sit in the kitchen. My now husband does way more cooking than me!

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't be sexist, too!

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't slap some hefty guy ass.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't be attracted to other women.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to be demure, girly or unintelligent.

Just because I'm a woman and I know who I am doesn't mean I have to be intimidating.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to be a feminist, either.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't or won't enjoy beer, strip clubs or sports.

There you have it.. stereotypes totally f'in' blow.