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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:20 am
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote:Heh! Good point. What do you call him, then? Other than asshat?
Here are some examples that can be used in semi-polite conversation:
"That asshat."
"That moron."
"That idiot."
"That scumball."
"That jerk."
To these or similar phrases, I suggest adding one or more of the following:
". . . in the White House."
". . . who stole the election in 2000."
". . . who's screwing up the traffic."
". . . who's screwing up the war."
". . . who's screwing up the country."
". . . who's screwing up the planet."
". . . who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd."
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:44 am
by Mirage
Dude, but what if I got secret service guys hiding in the bushes outside my house? Are you trying to get me thrown into prison?
(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)
My favorite phrase would be:
"That jerk..."
"Who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd."
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:45 pm
by LesterG
Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:What the hell?! I hope my president knows he owes me a day's pay.
You consider him your president?
He sure isn't mine.
late.... but agreed nonetheless
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:46 pm
by LesterG
Mirage wrote:
(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:14 pm
by spaciegirlreturn
Less politics and more debauchery, people.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:05 pm
by djmadscribbler
spaciegirlreturn wrote:Less politics and more debauchery, people.
I like hiding in bushes.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:08 pm
by Ziola
Has no bushes in which you can hide...
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:20 pm
by LesterG
Ziola wrote:
Has no bushes in which you can hide...
ooo I love the grass cut myself
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:12 pm
by Mirage
I start out trying to just, uhm, prune the bushes into a nice shape and end up screwing it up so badly they just all get cut.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:54 am
by spaciegirlreturn
oh my god.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:57 am
by Ziola
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:24 am
by spaciegirlreturn
But the golfer is my favorite..
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:43 am
by Ziola
I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:22 am
by Mirage
Ziola wrote:I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush
Eww...my BF is an avid golfer. Don't wanna seem like I'm catering to his wishes, you know.
Now that rooster? Artistic AND a sexual euphanism. Score!
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:39 am
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote:(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)
Now
that I would like to see.
