Lonelygirl15

Evan wrote:what is this honeymoon...

It involves pouring honey (which has natural antibiotic properties) on each other's "moons" after performing certain magickal [sic] gestures and performing a series of liturgical (in the literal sense of "public duty") grunts.

The plural "moons" might apply to matter thought of as belonging to an individual body, as your location is Jupiter.

if u say so

I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.

You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.

You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.

whoa.

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.

You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.

lol okkk

but i wasnt talking to u wen i sed if u say so btw lol, i was talking to evan

nobackspacebutton wrote:

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.

You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.

whoa.

That was exactly my response. Unfortunately, Plutonians a.) don't have horses and therefore have no frame of reference for that sort of utterance and b.) have no ears but instead communicate via a complex series of pheromone emissions, so my attempt at averting such a horrendous spectacle yielded no outcome beneficial to my digestion or state of mind.

ahh i see thank you for the explanation.

Oh my god.. I'm already someone's "handmaiden", someone else's fiance and JJ's..I don't know..special friend? Maybe you should all line up and we'll figure out some way to measure..oh no..that's not right. You'll just have to fight to the death or something.

Aww come on...We all know they will surrender... I Have 1,256,879 Clones Of You And Counting The Have No Chance...And neither will you unless you merry me.

Because if i can't have you
















NO ONE CAN!!!

What sick things have you been doing to/with those clones anyway?

No clone can replace you...

lol oh my god.. wth

Evan wrote:No clone can replace you...

That is true...but somehow I still feel violated in some way.