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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:12 pm
by ohhhmyyygoddd
yo mommas so fat she sweats crisco
which i dont mind...hey cheap lube
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:13 pm
by fuzzy_bunny85
yo momma's so blonde, she still thinks LG is real.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:13 pm
by nobackspacebutton
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:15 pm
by ohhhmyyygoddd
yo mommas so fat when she chips a nail she hits macco
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:15 pm
by Danielle
ohhhmyyygoddd wrote:yo mommas so fat she sweats crisco
which i dont mind...hey cheap lube
Hahha EW
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:15 pm
by Ruberic
Your momma is so ugly, as a kid she had to wear a bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your momma is so fat, that her pants were used as tents to house hurricane Katrina refugees.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:27 pm
by itsreallyreal
Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a bugger out of George Washington's nose...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:32 pm
by ohhhmyyygoddd
your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and got change
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:36 pm
by jc_gypsy7
yo momma's so fat she puts mayo on her aspirins!
when yo momma wears a red dress, all the neighborhood kids yell out "HEY KOOLAID!!"
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm
by jc_gypsy7
Yo momma is so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm
by ohhhmyyygoddd
yo momma once wore a shirt with a big red x on the back of it...a helicopter landed on her
and successfully took back off
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm
by jc_gypsy7
Yo momma is so hairy, she has corn rows on her toes
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:40 pm
by ohhhmyyygoddd
yo mommas so fat and hairy she was on the empire state building observation deck tourists ont he ground insisted they were filming king kong 2
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:41 pm
by jc_gypsy7
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is RAGU
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:31 pm
by itsreallyreal
Yo momma is so fat she went on an australian vacation and Steve Irwin's ghost tackled her from behind...