Lonelygirl15

Granted but the start eating people.

I wish work was over!

granted, but you're fired!
By donald trump's hairpiece!



I wish I was a ninja!

Granted, but you are now afraid of the dark

I wish I wasn't bored!

granted, but the flurry of activity makes u a psycho!
and not the fun kind



I wish my cat was alive :hehehe; this should be good!:

Kinda granted: now its a zombie cat and it tries to eat your brains


I wish my phone was charged

granted, but it's maxed out!


i wish i could meet Caboose from Red vs Blue!

Granted, but Caboose insults you

I wish on a star

granted, but the star falls on you





........i wish we would get this "extreame makeover: home edition" so my mom can be free of this evil house and my disabled sister can be in a house that suits her special needs and we can be in a house that fits 7 people.....

Awe I don't wanna corrupt this wish!
Granted , but it is really tacky!

I wish you could get this "extreame makeover: home edition" so your mom can be free of that evil house and your disabled sister can be in a house that suits her special needs and ya'll can be in a house that fits 7 people

granted, but you're stuck with us for the weekend on a sugar high!!



I wish the TV wasn't broken

Granted but the President's on every channel!


I wish I wasn't sick!!!

Granted, but now your dead!
(gee, i like playing just to f-up the wishes!! )



I wish I had a fish
:singing: a bright and shiny fish....
(....if that's not similar to a real song, i'm gonna be scared now 'cause i'm singing it in my head right now!!! )

Granted, but it gets eaten by a cat.

I wish my neighbor would stop mowing his lawn.

Granted, but he only stopped b/c he ran into your house

I wish my Wendy fries wern't burnt.

granted; they're not vaporized!!!



I wish Oppy was back!