Lonelygirl15

Granted, but she turns out to be a total jerk.


I wish for world peace.

granted, but then danielbeast cannot solve his problems with criminal activities!

i wish i was dating a boy i like

granted, but he ends up cheating on you


i wish this one chick would stop IM en me

Wish granted, but then she begins stalking you in person!

I wish for an end to spam.

granted, but it only applies to the special ham


i wish we knew what happened with the seminar!

Granted, but you are brainwashed.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Granted, but as soon as you get there a terrorist bombs your home.

I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.

Granted, but you have to spend all day cleaning your house instead.

I wish there wasn't so little to do here.

granted, but then you'd only get one hour a sleep anight because you'd be on the computer every waking moment

i wish i could figure out what to pack for my trip to london...

Granted, but then you realize you forgot something important.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

granted, but then you'd get the chills

i wish that i had a big bag of gummy sour worms

Granted, but they're realllllly sour.

I wish the radio played better music.

granted, but your radio breaks!


i wish i had the blue stone.

Granted but Carl hunts you down to get it back.

*I wish I felt better*

Granted, but now you go to work and everyone else has your cold. You get it back anyway.

I wish I hadn't grabed the wrong pop at the store, sleeping won't be easy now.