Lonelygirl15

granted, but it involves losing an arm

i wish i was stronger

Granted...But now your feet sink 3 feet into the ground.\


I wish that barney was gay.

granted, but then you'd see him in a porno with your dad

i wish i could go to the beach today

Granted, but it starts to rain.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, But it is counterfeit

I wish my dad would be run over by a train and that he would die.

Granted, but you miss him afterwords.

I wish I had food.

granted, but then it would be expired and couldn't eat it without becomming deathly sick

i wish i had something to do

colbertnationgirl wrote:

Granted, but you miss him afterwords.

I wish I had food.

I would nevermiss my dad, he could be fucked by an elephant and I wouldn't care...


anyway: Granted, but it is incredibly boring

I wish I had A fat cat

Granted, but it eats all your food.

I wish school was over already.

Granted, but you spent the two months of summer sleeping, and the first day of school is the next morning.

I wish my dad didn't mess up making the Mac & Cheese.

granted, but that will be the only thing that he'll be able to cook

i wish i wasnt sleepy

Granted, but you're really hyper.

I wish it would snow.

granted, but its all yellow.

i wish i was at the beach

Granted, but there are sharks and you can't swim.

I wish the next video will be the Ceremony.

Evan wrote:

colbertnationgirl wrote:

Granted, but you miss him afterwords.

I wish I had food.

I would nevermiss my dad, he could be fucked by an elephant and I wouldn't care...

got a better one; granted, but the doctors bring him back!!