Favourite Quotes

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:07 am

Eric wrote:
Luv2Skydive wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
That sounds a lot like a deep thought by Jack Handy.

Yeah baby.......I gotta million of 'em.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:12 am

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:14 am

Personal fave:

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:33 am

"Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the fifth inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:02 pm

"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:20 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:22 pm

agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?

I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:26 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:
agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.

Hmmm, well I really like it. i believe I will let it stay with me as well.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:27 pm

agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?

Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:28 pm

AutoPilate wrote:
agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.

I must have missed that one.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:28 pm

"There is no backspace button in life."

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:31 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:31 pm

LesterG wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P

You've changed my perspective.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:32 pm

There's always fire.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:35 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:
LesterG wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P

You've changed my perspective.

that's what we do to each other BA