Awesome Pick-up Lines.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:30 am

AutoPilate wrote:
Flautapantera wrote:
Crooked Angel wrote: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.

LAME.
::scratches it out of his notebook::

*grabs note book and reads*

ROTFLMAO

you have to be joking!

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:31 am

AutoPilate wrote:Hey, little girl, want some candy?

Keep that one though.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:32 am

Oh, that one's not going anywhere. It's the only one that's worked for me.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:37 am

Yep. It's good.

Ashley · Post by **Ashley** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:13 am

- So, you're a girl huh?

- There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

ohgollygeedamn · Post by **ohgollygeedamn** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:05 pm

BallsyMcD wrote:wanna play house?

you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.

LMAO! Good one!

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:29 pm

do you believe in love at first sight?

or should I walk by again?

edit: crap someone said it lol, this worked for me once

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:37 pm

Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k!

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:41 pm

got a quarter?

I promised my mother I'ld call her when I found love...

your not from around here, are ya?

cause your eyes are heavenly...

Hi, your cute.. wanna chat on aim sometime?

*bring over an extra alcoholic beverage*
may I ask for a favor?
I got this extra glass and I was wondering if you could help me bring it to my table?

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:43 pm

AutoPilate wrote:Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k!

lmao

another one along those lines...

girl.. we'll be on the floor and the bed goin' be squeeking..

how bout' you turn your a*s around and back it on up?

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:56 pm

I like your pants... but I like what's in 'em better.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 pm

Ashley wrote:- So, you're a girl huh?

You've been listening to Josh try to pick up women on the forum!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:28 pm

Ashley wrote:
- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

Nice!

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:57 am

Excuse me I lost my phone number can I have yours?

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 am

real pick-up line THAT WORKED...

:not said fast like Quagmire usually does it: Giggity giggity... giggity goo.